Oh boating industry...you had me at ahoy.

Stephen Colbert Explains Why The Wealthy Need Yachts To Flee Hordes Of The Poor: And Colbert agrees: He couldn’t imagine fleeing the collapse of society if his boat doesn’t have an onboard infinity pool. The ad continues: “If you ever get discouraged and think nobody in the world cares about you and your dreams, trust me, the boating industry does.”